AskAboutPictures of me

sofapizza:

damn this humidity
trilliath:

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

I don’t understand but I want it
thecomicsvault:

Donatello relaxing in Northampton in between shooting scenes for the first TMNT movie in 1990
lawebloca:

What happens when you tickle your cats feet ** video **
formerlyvanilla:

lunaeb:

If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying.


Too cute not to ~ A
ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 
semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.